NO THANK YOU.
(Source: itsnotcontagiousiswear)
Welcome to my humble abode, please sit. May I take your coat and shovel?
• bringest thou thines questions and wonderings.
miscreants and scofflaws.
miscreants and scofflaws.
Mutated dog fetus after suffering from radiation poisoning
This just became the worst day of my life.
Queen Elizabeth II copies Madonna’s iconic old age and legendary British accent. I don’t understand why Elizabeth calls herself a “queen” when she doesn’t even have a #1 hit single.
God bless.
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
(Source: unpublishedwriting, via robbywise)
Grumpy Ape Gives Middle Finger
“I got your banana right here!”
